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Dottie Wang
After hiking the Andes, swimming the Amazon, and cajoling
penguins in Southern Chile, Dottie decided that she'd had
enough of her South American exploits, and returned to the
United States a little bit wiser. Though some would say that
she merely turned wise-ass, she maintains her innocence. Besides,
one who learned how to swim through pirahna-infested waters
by taking baths with her boyfriend's pet pirahna must get
SOME credit.
She would like to note that pirahnas make absolutely boring
pets.
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WHAT I DID
THIS SUMMER, AND WHO I DIDN'T DO: A TRIP TO SFMOMA
There's nothing like a trip to the modern art museum
to kick off an evening of surrealism.
I was invited by a guy I used to date, a guy I’ll call
Howard. He’s a banker-turned-museum-director who, at
the time, was going back to college to get a graduate
degree in Museum Studies, and was appalled that I’d
never been to a modern art museum before. He needed
a merry band of cohorts to share what could only be
described as the Yoko Ono Experience, which was opening
that night. I had a sick fascination, he had an extra
ticket. An evening was born.>>>
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