Rico Imondi

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...

There was a disturbance in the Force
in a densly populated area Of California
called Santa Clara.

The Jedi Council became concerned but
soon taught DarthMonkey the ways of
the Force at the now defunct Cinema 150,
where he, MonkeyCompline and MonkeyPrime
all cut the school day to watch Star Wars
The Return of the Jedi

After submerging himeself in Jedi Lore,
and watching one too many of the Jay and
Silent Bob Movies, he soon recogninzed
the Dark Powers building inside of him.

He trained his body learning the Dark
Side of the Force, by being a bouncer
in many nightclubs, and by eating bad,
bad junkfood for his sustinance.

Thirteen years Later, after deep meditation
and complete disaccord between mind
and body, he found himself the last
of his kind: a Dark Lord of the Sith

Now he is here, Master of the Dark
Side, here to teach and corrupt more
Jedis in to the Dark Side. With him, you
will learn what the Dark Side is all about

Now, the Jedi Council has voted to stop
this Panting Menace, but are they able
to stop him before he regains his legions?

Hell if I know! Go ask George Lucas, K?
There's your friggin bio.
-Darth Monkey.

USING THE FORCE 95% of the people are walking asleep on this earth.  I was truly surprised to learn this.  I, too, on many occasions find myself completely susceptible to the powers of the Force.  Don't believe me?  Well, that's ok.  Just pay close attention, young Jedi, and I will show you the power of the Dark Side. >>>