There used to be these animals
that were fifteen feet tall. They were
called giraffes. I remember when I was
very young my mother took me to a traveling
show in a big tent and we saw one of the
last giraffes still living. I never saw
another one after that but I still remember
how I felt when I tried to look up and find
its head at the end of its long neck. That
was such a long time ago and now there aren’t
hardly any animals left. The traveling
shows still bring the last remaining creatures
to each small town. How they keep them
alive and breeding I still don’t know.
A couple of years ago I went to Abe’s Showcase
Bigtop and paid two hundred dollars for
a ticket to see an animal called an alligator.
It was about ten feet long, covered in blackish-green
scales. It just looked like a flattened
dog with hard skin. We still had the rare
dogs around but the most abundant animal
is still the cat. Abe’s Showcase Bigtop
also had a few other unusual animals on
display. It cost another hundred dollars
to go into the smaller tent to see something
called an armadillo, a vampire bat, and
a squirrel. I didn’t pay to go in there
even though I wanted to see those animals
because my wife, Marfy, was so freaked out
after seeing the alligator. Creatures scared
her and after seeing pictures of the armadillo
I didn’t think she wanted to be scared any
more. Besides the sign said that the vampire
bat drank the blood of people.
I tried to tell Marfy about
the tall giraffe I had seen when I was a
little boy but she said that I was making
it up. I tried to explain that it sort
of looked like a long legged dog with a
stretched out neck and yellow and brown
spotted skin. She laughed at me and said,
“you’re just trying to scare me with a tall
tale.”
The only tall tales she and
I knew were in the new books that were just
printed two years ago. Now that was a day
I will never forget. The day the first
book was printed and sold at the county
fairs. You could buy a copy for only two
thousand dollars and I ran out and got one
of the first in our area. It was called
Earth. It had stories and pictures
made up by this man who was over eighty
years old named, Jason Epedia. He said
he wanted to write down everything he could
remember that his grandfather put on some
scrolls that he had buried before the Seasonal
Restructuring. The book called Earth
had about twenty pages and the text was
hand written, a technique that no one knew
how to do anymore. Marfy and I stayed up
all night reading and looking at hand drawn
images in that book. Since Earth
there have been thirteen books printed and
sold at the traveling stands each year during
fair season. Each book has gone up in price
but at four thousand dollars they are still
a bargain. Marfy and I own all thirteen
of them. Jason Epedia wrote the first three
books, but Arty Stein wrote the next five.
Arty’s cousin, Fred Wilson Stien, wrote
the last five books and Marfy and I love
those the best. Our favorite is called,
Sheep, Cows, Pigs, and Other Animals
That We Used To Eat.
That book was scary and funny
and crazy. It had pictures of cows, animals
with horns and long nipples hanging underneath,
and sheep, fat white dog looking things,
and my favorite, pigs, long fat sleek things
with round chopped off looking snouts.
The animals were funny looking but it was
freaky that it said people used to kill
the animals and cook their guts and muscles
in a fire and then, eat them! Now that
was a crazy book! When it first came out
the people could not stop talking about
the crazy pictures of people cooking and
eating the animals. It was a crazy book
all right and Marfy was freaked out when
she first saw what it was about but after
I told her it wasn’t true she realized it
was supposed to be funny. Sometimes people
try to make up such crazy things to try
to get you to believe that it was true back
before the Seasonal Restructuring. Just
because no one knows what the United States
of Brazil was like before Seasonal Restructuring
doesn’t mean people are going to believe
crazy fantasies and out right made up lies.
One night Marfy and I were
out at the Michigan Ocean, throwing rocks
into the water, and an old man stumbled
along the shore towards us. We stopped
throwing rocks and he stopped when he got
close to us. He reached into his pocket
and pulled out a map. He showed it to us
but it was too dark to really see anything
on it. The old man was bald and had a long
white scraggly beard. He muttered something
and then raised his voice, saying, “They
used to make cars here. Machines made out
of metal. You could ride inside of them
and travel farther and faster than a flea
on a dog. Somewhere under this ocean there
are rusting factories of where people made
cars. Cars and trucks, and tractors and
vans, metal vehicles to carry people all
over the place!”
Well, of course, Marfy and
I knew he was insane so we nodded towards
him, glanced at his map, and left the shore
of Michigan Ocean. Marfy giggled as soon
as we were away from the crazy man. Marfy
was my youngest wife and also my most playful.
Cicily was my middle wife and she was more
serious. Ellen, my eldest wife, was nineteen,
very mature and full of sensibilities.
Marfy and I had only been married three
years but she was fifteen and got along
well with Cicily and Ellen. Most men had
as many as twenty wives but I felt blessed
and happy with three. There weren’t as
many children in my household but the community
still respected my family. In three months
I would be twenty-one, and eligible for
Government retirement but I think I still
felt that I should continue my career in
the U. S. B. labs. I was saving money for
our future and also I had set aside a deduction
to a special savings. The special savings
was to be used someday for purchasing a
dog. Out in the Wilds dogs lived and bred
and were very dangerous but the Government
controlled dog program trained and farmed
dogs for family usage. My wives and kids
had always expressed interest in owning
a dog and each Festival Season a dog was
always on their lists. This year I think
I might just surprise the family and buy
one. I had a hundred thousand dollars in
that account and I thought maybe with a
Government rebate that I could afford a
dog. I knew a good one usually cost more
like two hundred thousand but with the rebate
I still thought maybe I could get a good
deal.
Marfy and Cicily held my hands
as we walked past the borders of the Detroit
forest. Ellen was doing her wife chores
today and had to stay behind to manage the
household and the children. Last night
Marfy and I had laughed at the crazy old
bald man on the shores of Michigan Ocean.
Today in the bright sunlight that old man
with the map really seemed ridiculous.
We told Cicily about what he had been saying,
metal things that people rode in buried
under the ground. Cicily got a good chuckle
too. We walked past other people all gathering
and preparing their supplies for their households.
We saw the corn vender on the corner and
both women began tugging on my sleeves begging
me, “Please, oh please, can we get a corn
on a stick?”
Of course, I could never refuse
them anything, and I said, “Sure thing beauties,
anything your heart’s desire.”
The fat man at the corn stand
smiled a toothless smile and greeted us,
saying, “Good day to you. Corn on a stick?”
Cicily exclaimed, “Hi there,
yes please. I’ll take vanilla corn on a
stick.”
The man smiled again and produced
an ear of corn on a stick as Marfy squealed,
“Oh, that looks good but I want strawberry
flavor.”
The corn vender man replied,
“Well that happens to be my best seller.”
I produced my leather pouch
and took out a wad of bills. The fat man
smiled and said, “That’ll be sixty dollars,
even.”
I paid the man and said, “Have
a good day.”
We left the busy place and
headed towards Carnival Square. Today The
Bill Cherokee Wampus Troupe would be starting
up. Both of my wives were munching on their
corn on a stick, smiling and enjoying the
pretty sunshine, looking forward to The
Bill Cherokee Wampus Troupe. We had never
before seen this traveling show but I had
always heard it was the biggest and best
of the traveling shows. I said to the girls,
“Hey, I heard that this show has more creatures
than any other. Animals nobody has seen
anywhere else. I also heard they have other
strange things, secret things, and scary
things. I guess Marfy might be too afraid
to go in those tents.”
Cicily said, “I’ll go in them
with you if Marfy is too scared.”
Marfy chewed her corn and replied,
“I am not that afraid. I’ll go see whatever
they have in those tents.”
So we walked, hand in hand,
my tall blonde wife, Cicily, on my left
and my short compact brunette wife, Marfy,
on my right, into Carnival Square. There
must have been two hundred people in the
Square. The Bill Cherokee Wampus Troupe
had about a dozen huge tents set up with
long flags of every state blowing in the
wind. We tried to name each state’s flag
but could only remember a few of them, like,
Ohidaho, Califexico, Coloklabraska, Venuzperuador,
and Montisconsin. The air was filled with
music from the street players and the colors
of the tents and flags dazzled our eyes.
I loved the bagpipes and the pianotones
and I hummed along with the show music.
We walked through the temporary gates and
I bought tickets, which were very reasonable
with my Government discount, at a thousand
dollars each. Of course, the tickets only
got us into the main area; we would have
to pay extra at each tent. In the center
of the place there was a big circular ring
set up and five nude young men were jumping
up and down on a burning log. As they jumped
and the fire burned their feet, they each
tossed long knives to each other. The naked
men juggled them while jumping up and down
on the flames. Musicians played quirky
dancing music to give the performers something
to jump about. We watched, amazed, and
laughed too as some of the jugglers shouted
and whooped, obviously having the time of
their lives.
People clapped when one of
the naked jugglers jumped up high and did
a back flip, landing safely on the burning
log again. In the sparse crowd around the
jugglers I saw Montego Butler with four
of his wives applauding the jugglers. I
nodded to him as he caught my eye and began
coming in our direction. Montego was fairly
old, at thirty-two, and a successful trader
of lettuce and celery crops. I knew him
because my uncle did business with him.
Growing up, Montego, and my uncle, Gorgo,
would take me on long hikes up in the Coors
Mountains. Since I never knew my father,
he died when I was born of radiation poisoning,
Montego and uncle Gorgo were like fathers
to me. Montego had sixteen wives and most
of them treated me like a son except for
the newer wives.
As Montego approached I yelled,
“Hello Montego! How are you today? Isn’t
this Troupe the greatest?”
He smiled broadly and twitched
his long waxed handlebar mustache, as he
yelled back in his deep voice, “Stark!
Stark, my boy, how the heck are you? It
has been too long, a month since I saw you
or your lovely wives!”
I grinned, shaking his hand
as soon as he reached out. He pulled my
handshake in and hugged me tight. Montego
said, “You look invigorated and happy as
a damn grapevine crawling all over Ohidaho
Valley. Cicily! Marfy! You both look
as beautiful as cherry roses in the snow!”
I moved back from his hug as
he embraced my wives and I embraced Didi,
Olive, and two of his new wives, Rafee’
and Farlene. Montego stepped back from
hugging Marfy and exclaimed, “Let’s all
go get us a drink. I’m buying!”
A long counter top bar was
setup near the smallest tent that was flying
the red and gold flag of Venuzperuador.
Business was booming and we had to wait
quite a few minutes to get past the line
of people buying drinks. Montego got us
all FrothAle Swigs in commemorative mugs
with The Bill Cherokee Wampus Troupe engraved
on the side. I took a long slug from my
FrothAle Swig and decided nothing was any
better than a cold FrothAle Swig on a pretty
day at the Carnival Square. We all drank
and laughed as we walked around the square
watching different skits and performances.
We saw the Alskins, weird people from across
the Bearink Strait, demonstrating how they
could eat glass and spit fire. They were
interesting but they also sort of scared
Marfy. We also stopped for a while and
watched the Tejuns cracking coconuts with
their heads and their kicks and even with
one finger. The Tejun people were very
white skinned and had no hair on their bodies.
They liked to paint their skin different
colors to protect it from the sun or just
to be weird, I never really knew the truth
behind it. My mother used to tell me the
Tejun people used to eat dogs but I think
she just said that to scare me. A man with
a painted red face and a big round white
nose screamed at us, wearing clothes that
looked like tattered sheets of rainbow colors,
“Over here! Over here, come inside and
see the miracle of metamorphosis! Don’t
miss it! Just a five hundred dollar bill
and you get to see the miracle!”
Montego elbowed me and said,
“Come on Stark, that’s a bargain!”
We all bought tickets from
the shouting red-faced man and went inside
the tent with the flag of Ohidaho on top.
Chairs were set in a circle
around the stage and a tall black man stood
like a statue in a long black coat in the
center. There was a spotlight shining down
on him and the rest of the stage was dark.
We all sat together and sipped our FrothAle
Swigs and waited for the performance. After
a few minutes of watching the motionless
tall black man in the long coat a thin bald
man in a red suit walked slowly out on the
stage playing a tuba. The tuba blasted
one note, over and over, slowly. Other
men in red coats began coming onto the stage
playing other tubas. The sounds grew extremely
loud and Marfy covered her ears. As suddenly
as the tubas began playing loud all of them
stopped and a silence filled the tent.
The tall black man swished his long coat
and shouted to the crowd, “Ladies and Men
of Michigan, we present an exciting show
of the Metamorphosis!”
The tubas started playing again,
joined by women in red dresses playing flutes.
The music was strange and exciting. The
tall black man stood off to one side of
the stage as a ten-foot tall tank of water
was wheeled out in the center. The tall
black man shouted again, “Welcome friends,
I am the Great and Awesome Ulrichard Sambooney,
Master of the Black Arts. I invite you
to witness my power in this uncanny demonstration
of Metamorphosis!”
The crowd was quiet, awaiting
his next move. Ulrichard moved like a ghost
across the stage and stood next to the tank
of water. He waved his arms and produced
a heavy jar from within his coat, saying,
“Partake of the jar containing only powder,
a powder of suspicious origin and from this
powder I will create the Metamorphosis.
Watch carefully as the powder mixes with
the water of the tank and before your very
eyes you will witness the miracle of the
Metamorphosis!”
The music played quietly and
mysteriously as Ulrichard slowly poured
the contents of the jar into the water.
The tank became cloudy and then Ulrichard
pulled a large curtain over the tank. The
tank was covered for only a few seconds
but suddenly Ulrichard removed the curtain
to reveal something inside the tank of water.
The crowd was amazed as they watched a nude
woman swimming in the water of the tank.
Ulrichard shouted excitedly, “You see!
Once again the Great and Awesome power of
Ulrichard Sambooney, Master of the Black
Arts has wrought the miracle of the Metamorphosis.
From strange powder to Amphuman, aquatic
human species found only in the far southern
waters of the Austraffrica Sea.”
The strange woman peered out from the tank with wide
lidless eyes and webbed fingers and toes.
Her mouthed opened and closed as she gulped
in water and pumped it out through her gills
below her jaw line. Her eyes were the whitest
white and stared at all the people like
she was lost and had no soul. Ulrichard
let the crowd gaze freely upon his Amphuman
female for several minutes, getting their
moneys worth, and then clapped his hands
as the music blasted through the tubas again.
He covered the tank and it was rolled off
stage. Ulrichard followed it and the musicians
exited behind him. We waited for an encore
but the lights inside the tent came on,
signaling the end of that performance, so
we applauded once more as Ulrichard returned
and took one last bow.
Outside of the tent we talked
about how bizarre the Amphuman was and tried
to figure out how he made her appear with
powder and water. It was a very good performance
for such a low admittance price. The Bill
Cherokee Wampus Troupe show was starting
off wonderfully and I thought that I should
probably bring Ellen up here one night so
she would not miss out. Montego’s wives,
Didi and Farleen, were hungry so Montego
bid us goodbye as they went in search of
sustenance. Cicily tugged Marfy and I towards
the next tent with the flag of Califexico,
blue, gold and red, flying on a tall pole
above it. This was a special show tent
featuring an assortment of preserved creatures
and sometimes many faked creatures that
never existed. They usually had weird animals
made from dog fur or cat fur and molded
to look like they were preserved taxidermist
creations. Most of the traveling shows
I had seen the animals were usually fake.
I had heard that The Bill Cherokee Wampus
Troupe had real specimens and I was anxious
to see them. I paid the midget woman, with
mounds of cleavage bursting from her top,
and she gave us three tickets as we entered
the maze inside the tent.
Marfy squeezed my hand as we
entered and I knew she was probably nervous
about seeing weird creatures, even if they
were not alive. The first display was a
big glass container of clear liquid with
some gray squishy looking thing. It had
long squiggly things that looked like roots
coming from it and big black eyes in its
big head. The sign read: White Sea Squid.
Marfy said, her fingers partially covering
her eyes, “It looks like a wet turnip.”
Cicily agreed and after a few
seconds of looking at the White Sea Squid
we turned a corner in the tent maze and
saw another display. We stopped as soon
as we saw it. It was huge and startled
us because it looked so realistic. Cicily
gasped and Marfy almost turned and ran.
I was even gasping because I had never before
seen anything like it and it was terrifying.
The creature was not alive but it sure did
look like it could be alive. This thing
was about ten feet tall and covered in shaggy
dark hair. It stood on two legs like a
man but it had massive paws with six-inch
long claws. The things head was as large
as a pumpkin with giant teeth and black
gums. I read the sign below it and whispered
aloud, “Grizzly Bear.”
Marfy said, “Was this thing
ever alive? Because if it was I would be
afraid to ever go outside.”
The other traveling shows did
not have creatures like this. I thought
that maybe this thing might be real but
if it was then I was pretty happy that there
were no more like it around. The exhibit
around the next bend was small and we approached
slowly. Cicily said, “At least we don’t
have to look at that giant monster anymore.”
The glass cube was about five
feet across and a creature was inside.
I looked inside the glass and said, “Hey,
its Marfy’s brother, Julio.”
We all laughed because Marfy’s
brother had a long nose. The creature stuffed
inside the cube had a long nose and front
feet with terrible claws. The creature
was called a “Giant Anteater.”
We all knew that this creature
had to be fake, made up from stuff, because
there could not be anything so weird walking
around ever. The last corner we came around
there was a big stage. On the stage was
the biggest creature yet. It also looked
like maybe they made it from some kind of
hard plastic. The hard skin didn’t look
real. The creature was taller than a man
at the shoulder and twice as long with four
fat legs and hide that looked like hard
armor. The creature had a big long horn
on its nose. The information on the sign
described it as a “Rhinoceros.”
Even the name sounded like
they had made it up. We knew this creature
never existed. I told my wives, “Well at
least the Grizzly Bear looked real. This
Rhinoceros is evidently a fake. Let’s go
girls.”
We left the tent and wandered
around watching midgets perform acrobatics
on piles of broken glass. I thought maybe
the glass wasn’t real because they never
cut their feet but then one of the midgets
passed some of the glass around and people
touched it to verify its validity. The
midgets were funny and my wives laughed
more than they usually did, and with Marfy
that was usually a lot. It was getting
late and I wanted to see the live creatures
tent so we headed in that direction. That
was when the old bald man suddenly walked
right up to us. He held out the map and
shouted at me, “Just look at this map!
Just look at it! They nailed Jesus to a
cross and then started building cars out
of Satan’s metal to kill people!”
I tried to ignore him and go
around but he cut us off. The old man shoved
the map in my face and I could see it also
had written words on it. How did this old
man have written words on paper? I looked
closer at his papers and the map. He held
them out to me, saying, “Yes, Stark, look
closely. Read the truth!”
I read the paper and Cicily
and Marfy tried to see what was written
on it too. The old man’s eyes were blazing
like a lunatic. The paper was written in
a bold handwriting very different than the
books we had. The large printed words at
the top read, “Jesus Garcia, Gets Death
Sentence.”
The words beneath the headline
read, “Jesus Garcia, proclaimed seer and
holy man was tortured and put to death today
by crucifixion for crimes against the Government.
Before he died he swore retribution and
forgave his torturers, promising them everlasting
life if they would only repent their acts
of cruelty. Jesus screamed from the platform
that he would not die but rise again to
lead the people against the secret society
of Devils. He swore to the Government Task
Force that there were Devils secretly devising
machines in the Wilds that would kill people.
He also proclaimed that the world would
end if people did not repent and follow
his map into the Wilds to a “promised land”
called Purgatory. As he was tortured and
slowly died he promised that death could
not stop him and that he would “rise again
like a Phoenix and return to save the souls
of the people.” Jesus Garcia died and about
fifty of his loyal followers were allowed
to take his body away with them. The funeral
was a secret affair and Government people
were not present. Jesus Garcia was convicted
of the crimes of Treason against the United
States of Brazil, Theft of Government Documents,
and Sexual Deviance of the Third Kind.”
Of course I had heard of Jesus
Garcia. The paper and map seemed strange
but real, even though I didn’t know what
to believe. “Devils making machines in
the Wilds to kill people,” I didn’t think
that was true. As I pondered what I had
just read I asked the old man, as the thought
hit me, “How did you know my name?”
The old bald man stared deep
into my eyes like he was trying to analyze
my soul and replied, “Jesus told me.”
He rolled his map and paper
up and stepped away from me, backing up,
saying, “You figure it out. You will and
you will know what to do.”
He turned and disappeared into
the crowds. Cicily said, out loud, what
I was thinking; “Now that was weird.”
Marfy mirrored the thought,
saying, “weirder than the fake creatures.”
I didn’t know what to say and
so I shook my head and said, “Hey, he’s
crazy, remember, somebody told him my name,
okay. Come on, the live creature tent is
over there.”
The entrance was guarded by
a huge man with yellow skin and slanted
eyes; obviously from the Western Seattlia
Volcano Tribe. He wore suspenders and no
shirt, revealing muscles bulging out like
fat cantaloupes under his skin. His hair
was long and black in a pony-tail. He held
a long spear with a rag wrapped around the
handle. Next to the guard was a slim older
man with a white mustache as thin as a pine
needle. He asked me, “Tickets to the Live
Beasts of the World?”
I replied, glancing at the
spear holding Volcano man, “Three please.”
The ticket man said, coughing,
“Uh, four thousand five hundred dollars
please.”
I pulled out my money again and counted
out the bills, saying, “This must be the
best tent if the price is right.”
Marfy squealed as Cicily pulled
her forward into the tent behind me. The
first cage was huge and smelled like rotting
grass. We looked into the enclosure through
the bars and saw a hairy thing reclining
on a piece of log. The thing let out a
snort and moved around behind the log until
it finally came around and we got a good
look at it. It looked like one of the pictures
I had seen of pigs but it was different.
It had four long curving tusks sticking
out of its slobbery mouth and it had a pig
nose, except much longer and slimmer. The
sign read, “Warthog,” and we saw some little
ones come running from inside of the log.
The little ones squealed and shuffled to
get closer to the big one. Cicily said,
“They are so ugly that they are cute!”
Marfy replied, “Ugly, yes,
cute, no, funny-looking, definitely.”
I laughed but I thought about
the book where I had read that people used
to eat pigs. I was pretty horrified that
someone could cut open these grunting little
ugly creatures and actually dine on their
guts. I didn’t voice my words out loud,
Marfy would’ve probably gotten sick and
then Cicily would have reprimanded me by
saying, “Would you please think before you
speak!”
We were watching the little
warthogs playing when all of a sudden I
heard people screaming and loud noises.
I looked farther into the tent and saw Montego
and his wives running towards us, yelling
at us, “Get out for your lives. It’s loose!
It’s loose! Get out of here before we are
all killed!”
Montego and his wives ran past
us and we heard more commotion from down
the hallway of the tent. A woman with pierced
cheeks ran towards us and yelled, “The King
Cobra is loose! Get out of here!”
I didn’t know what a King Cobra
was but it sounded dangerous so I grabbed
Marfy and Cicily’s hands. I was about to
turn and follow the pierced woman when I
saw something slithering down the hallway
towards us. Marfy screamed and Cicily tightened
her grip in my hand. I had seen pictures
of this thing in one of the books by Arty
Stein. It was called The Serpent and it
was known for evil and death. Why would
The Bill Cherokee Wampus Troupe have a dangerous,
evil creature like this I am not sure but
I guess it was a big attraction. This was
one creature I would rather have stuffed
and propped up looking fake and not alive.
The big serpent must have been over eighteen
feet long and as it neared us it reared
its head up, hissing like steam escaping
the kettle pot. The King Cobra flattened
out its hooded head and flicked a long forked
tongue in and out. I was amazed that a
long shiny creature without legs could move
so gracefully across the ground on its belly.
I turned and ran, pulling Marfy and Cicily,
screaming with me.
We ran out of the tent and
people were already exiting the grounds.
The huge yellow-skinned Volcano man was
taking orders from Ulrichard Sambooney,
Master of the Black Arts. I heard him shout
above the panicked people, “Brog! Do not
let the Cobra get away! Do whatever it
takes! Capture it! Kill it! Do not let
it get past you!”
We were behind the big Volcano
man when the huge crawling serpent emerged
from the tent. Brog, the Volcano man, turned
and faced the oncoming monster King Cobra
with his long sharp spear. We stood back
behind Ulrichard Sambooney, Master of the
Black Arts, and a small crowd of the Troupe,
midgets, acrobats, Yo-Lo singers and pierced
people. The King Cobra immediately raised
its head five or six feet off the ground
and flattened its wide hood, hissing loudly,
an airy sounding roar. The yellow eyes
gleamed like twin orbs of evil. Brog charged
slowly in with his spear. The King Cobra
slithered forward with lightning speed past
the lunging spear tip and struck out at
Brog with an open mouth and extended fangs.
Brog tried to dodge the striking serpent
but the cobra struck him in the right forearm.
He grabbed the King Cobra with his left
hand and tried to pull its fangs out of
his arm. Brog dropped his spear and wrenched
the serpent’s mouth away from his arm.
The snake was too quick and too strong and
shot forward, striking its fangs into Brog’s
right cheek. Brog screamed and fell down
to one knee. Ulrichard Sambooney, Master
of the Black Arts, yelled, “The serpent’s
poison is killing him!”
Brog staggered backwards and
regained his feet with the eighteen-foot
serpent hanging on to his face and coiling
around his right leg. Brog squeezed the
thick snake’s body with both of his hands
but the King Cobra pumped venom into Brog’s
face as it bit him and dug in with it’s
chewing jaws. Brog weakened and fell backwards
and began releasing his grip on the huge
serpent. The King Cobra let go of Brog’s
face and uncoiled from his shaking body.
The serpent turned its attention towards
us. Before we could turn and run we heard
someone shout, “Be gone, spawn of Satan,
evil creature of Eden!”
A group of people dressed in
white robes approached led by the old man
with the papers and the map. The old man’s
eyes were blazing again and he looked more
like a lunatic than before. Marfy was shaking
so badly I thought she might collapse from
fear. The snake reared its head before
us and curved its body into an “S” shape.
The serpent seemed to be daring us to move.
The old man cried out, “Go back into your
dark abyss, creature of evil and join your
Devil god in the black pit!”
A white robed figure came forward
and brought a large metal cross, three feet
long, and handed it to the old man. The
old man held it aloft as the people in white
robes stepped aside to reveal a short man
with ink black hair down to his waist.
The smaller man had a gray beard twisted
into two tornado-like curls extending down
to his stomach. He wore a robe of deep
purple with a white neckline. The short
man walked forward purposely and took the
metal cross from the old man, holding it
like a sword before him. I recognized the
shorter man and I knew from the tattered
yellowed picture my mother had kept in an
old aluminum frame on the living room wall
that he was my uncle, Jesus Garcia. I had
never met him but stories of his obsession
with holy scrolls and his movement to overthrow
the Government was known by all. Now I
knew how the old man had known my name.
My uncle, Jesus Garcia, had known who I
was all these years. My uncle, the crazy
man, who had been tortured and executed
by the Government had kept track of me all
these years. He had come back from the
dead or had he been killed at all? The
paper said he had promised to rise from
death like a Phoenix and I guess he kept
his promise. Jesus Garcia stepped forward
between the poised coils of the erect King
Cobra and I. He moved forward, slowly but
deliberately, holding the cross like a weapon.
The gigantic serpent hissed like a roaring
waterfall in the Wilds. Jesus approached
the big snake without fear, while my wives
shook and trembled, dragging me back away
from the snake and Jesus Garcia.
My uncle, turned towards me
and said, “Stark, you know what to do.
You were born for this.”
He reached into his robe and
handed me the smallest black book I had
ever seen. He turned back to face the serpent
and screamed, charging forward, “Back to
Hell slithering foul creature of Satan!”
He swung the cross with tremendous
force and the King Cobra attacked simultaneously,
striking so quickly, that before the cross
had been swung the entire arc, the serpent’s
fangs were buried in my uncle’s neck. Out
of those clear skies a thundercloud rumbled
and suddenly a flash of lightning shot down
like fire. The lightning charge struck
Jesus Garcia holding the metal cross. The
King Cobra injected deadly poison into his
neck. My uncle’s hair caught fire and the
snake turned bright blue. The serpent was
glowing and pulsating as electricity coursed
through it. The metal cross was thrown
from my uncle’s hand and clattered on the
stone walkway. The lightning shock ended
abruptly. Jesus Garcia fell face down with
a solid thump onto the stones, the big snake
writhing and wrapping coils around his body.
Drifting wisps of smoke curled into the
air from his body. The snake stopped moving
and a gasp of white smoke escaped from its
open mouth. I could see its wicked fangs,
still dripping with yellow venom, as it
died with its mouth open.
People had returned and began
circling around the dead man with the lifeless
coiled snake, entwined around him. I looked
down at me feet and picked up the metal
cross. The metal was still warm from the
electrical current that had run through
it. I looked at my uncle’s cross and the
small black book I held. My wives hugged
tightly to me as the people in the white
robes moved in a circle around us. The
old man came forward and said, “Stark?
You know?”
I glanced down at the black book and opened
it to the first chapter and read it, “Genesis…”