By Walter Moore,
Katherine hands me the walkie-talkie and asks me
if I know how to use it. "With these," she
says, "We can call each other from the greenhouse
or inside the store without having to run all over."
I key the mike: "{sheee} Earth Pig to Mama Bear,
Earth Pig to Mama Bear."
"There you go! They're easy to use!"
I walk around carrying wine cases with the walkie-talkie
clipped to my belt and decide that they'll be even
easier to use if we have code-names, especially code-names
with 1960's revolutionary themes. I am, of course,
"Che". Clarke goes for "Ho Chi Minh",
which fits well with his shorts and golf shirt and
generally preppy-casual look, because we are in Mountain
Brook, and a True Revolutionary should move among
the people as a fish swims in water.
Katherine seems a bit wary of the idea until I christen
her "Patti Hearst", then she is completely
captivated with the concept.
"{sheee} Che to Patti, Che to Patti, come in..."
"{shee} Ho Chi, Ho Chi, this is Che, come in..."
These things have no range. I am only a mile up Country
Club Road swinging the produce truck around the curves,
and already I've lost them.
At the Farmer's Market, they are out of Plumbego
and Mandevilla, but the Jamaican and I load some Kimberly
Queen ferns and shake hands. Then I go around the
corner and get tomatoes. None of them are completely
ripe, but there are three cases that will do in a
day or so. I wait for Terry to fill out the invoice.
"Nice day finally," I say.
"Yep."
"Can't wait to load this truck and go over there
and eat."
"Eat where?" he says.
"The Taqueria."
"You been *in* there?"
"Yeah, couple of times."
"And you *like* it?"
I blink, "Well, yeah..."
"Then you ain't human."
The tamales they have today in the Taqueria are good
with green sauce, this is where I get to practice
my Spanish on level 10 of the video game. The guy
doesn't slow down, ever. They've got Mexicans cooking
Mexican food speaking Mexican while the Mexican TV
plays Mexican MTV. It's all rather Mexican.
"Remember, amigo, we have pozole this end of
week!"
"What kind?" I ask.
"Red pozole."
"Awww, that's the kind I *like*. Hey, gotta
go get fruit now, but maybe we'll see each other this
end of week."
The loading docks at Kontos Fruit, aka The Banana
House, are cool and shadowy echoing with yells as
men haul out loads for different trucks. It could
be the docks of Santo Domingo. They load me up crates
as I mope about, pretending that I am wearing a fedora
and smuggling arms into Guaymas on a refitted Liberty
Ship.
Bananas, peas, peppers, oranges, eggplants, they
all go onto the truck, as well as a last minute crate
of avocados that Katherine phoned in after I left
to come here.
I mean, that Patti Hearst phoned in.
At least, the box says "avocados"...
Viva la revolucion.